When Batman trades speed for stability

Batman + Turtle = Slowest Hero Ever

The hero Gotham deserves, but definitely not the one it needs right now.

About Slow Justice

This is a work in progress site. Work began on April 6, 2025.

Featured Memes
Meme of the Day
Batman on turtle featured meme
"Criminals: 'We can outrun the Batmobile!'"
"Batman: 'But can you outrun... wisdom?'"
Editor's Choice
Batman on turtle dark drawing
"When the Joker says he'll be back in a minute, but Batman's ride has other plans"
Latest Memes
Batman on turtle
"I'm Batman... I'll be there eventually."
Batman with turtle
"The Batmobile broke down. No one will expect a surprise attack on the Bat-Turtle."
Batman riding turtle dark
"Criminals beware! I'll catch you... next week."
Batman with turtle
"When you want to fight crime but also conserve energy"
Batman riding turtle
"Alfred, prepare the turtle and 3 carrots. It's not about speed, it's about sending a message."
Batman on turtle
"Vengeance... at 0.1 miles per hour"
Batman with turtle
"The Dark Knight... and his slightly darker steed. Eco-friendly and villain-confusing"
Batman riding turtle
"Joker: I'll be waiting at the bank."
"Batman: Be there in 3-5 business days"
Batman riding turtle
"The Batcave? More like the Shell-ter."
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